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We got Slurpees for only $99.99

DATE: 2025-07-11 12:57:17

STATUS: PUBLISHED

AUTHOR: illphated

[Television Ad – 30 Seconds] VISUAL: A bright, vibrant Slurpee spins slowly on a shelf. The clearance price tag glows: $99.99.

🎙️ANNOUNCER (excited, energetic): “July 11th only—race to your local 7-Eleven for the ultimate brain freeze deal! That’s right, you heard it—only $99.99 for a one-of-a-kind, ice-cold Slurpee!”

VISUAL: Sparkles and confetti shoot across the screen. Kids and adults cheer, holding up their expensive drinks.

🎙️ANNOUNCER (voice rising): “Infused with nostalgia, hype, and a splash of luxury—this isn’t just a Slurpee. It’s an experience. Clearance-priced for the chosen few—one day only!”

VISUAL: A glowing text flash: “LIMITED TIME ONLY – JULY 11 – WHILE SUPPLIES LAST”

🎙️ANNOUNCER (dramatic whisper): “Because refreshment… is priceless. But today… it’s only $99.99.”

END SLATE: 7-Eleven Logo. “7-Eleven. Worth Every Sip.”

END OF TRANSMISSION // ILLPHATED.COM